Everybody get on the hurt box
I choose to incorporate this into my worldview.
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Adam Sandler, magnificent bastard, was not a sentence I ever expected to say but here we are.
Man's got talent
babe wake up new adam sandler lore just dropped
Huh.
Everyone who works with him talks about what a mensch he is, so, like... that scans.
Yeah he plays a lot of really annoying characters because there's a market for it. But this all tracks of what I've heard about him behind the scenes.
This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.
Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”
ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m
can we have some context to this, perhaps?
Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.
Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.
That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.
(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)
There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me
This is just as wild with the context
Some of my favorite moments in the series
From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.
From the foreword to
2021
print of the comic.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I gotta sell this one I think. Anybuggy wanna make an offer before I put braincycles toward figuring out a cost?
Hood of Toyota RAV4 for scale (with lounging dashboard skeleton for lols)
May I offer you some texture in these trying times?
Before I read the text I thought someone put panties on their car
#its tumblr that’s not the weirdest thing Ive seen today
Knitting center of my brain: Ooh, nice shawl
Entire rest of my brain: Marketing so misogynistic now they've cut out the whole entire woman and just put the bikini directly on the car
Everyone else shut up this is the only funny response on the entire post
Oh ZOD it’s happening
You got that right
Oh hey, spotted the UK reblogger
I also thought for a brief moment that it was a car in… briefs
I just finished another one and so help me Zod I am holding off until tomorrow on photographing so I can take pictures of it on the hood of the car
Here we goooooooo
But wait—
THERES MORE
AND MORE
Anyway these are all for sale. Ask questions. Make me an offer!
<Announcer Voice> This
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
come on down to the Blissgrounds! We have
SHAWLS
SHAWLS
SHAWLS!
So many colors!
So many sizes!
So much texture!
<slaps the roof of the Rav 4>
You can fit so much cozy on this bad boy!
So come down to the Blissgrounds this weekend!
Why do we, as humans, tell stories? All of them could technically apply, but pick the one that feels most right to you.
So we can make our lives better somehow
It's the best way to make sense of the world
Just because we like to
It's the best way to make sense of ourselves
Stories help us establish our identities
Can't help it; we are made of stories
It helps us shape our sense of right and wrong
Sorry, no free space on this one. I want real answers because I believe this question is at the heart of what makes us people. Reblog (please and thank you <3) for larger sample size, etc.